There lived in this town two brothers who were notorious for their wickedness. They were the sorriest two men who ever lived. There was not anything they wouldn’t do. They would lie, cheat, steal, drink, fight, cuss, and chase women. They would do anything and everything. And in the passing of time one of these brothers died. And so the surviving brother went to the preacher of the Baptist church and said, “Pastor, I want you to conduct my brother’s funeral.”